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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 131 9/18/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2022

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Allegiant Airlines loses a woman’s leg, The Vineyard just got a little more diverse and a truckload of dildos spills on a highway in OKC. Melania is the new Santa, a gay guy is the new Bond, and why Rosie can’t stand Ellen.    Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

SUNY PAPERS SUNY PAPERS, SUNY PAPERS SUNY PAPERS

0:08.1

SUNY PAPERS, SUNY PAPERS WITH CITS DOG and Michael Gibbons

0:15.4

SUNY PAPERS SUNY PAPERS, SUNY PAPERS, SUNY PAPERS

0:18.6

Alright, okay, Doom 6 has gone up a clappy and...

0:21.5

3 2 1

0:23.7

There it is

0:24.3

3 2

0:26.1

There's my clap

0:27.8

Read all about it. Read all about it. All the news that's fit to print from Arkansas. This will be a short one. This will be a short one.

0:37.8

Let's just go through it. Let's be let's have a lot of good energy. That's all I've had. I'm trying to wake you up.

0:43.8

I'm in Lowell, Arkansas, which is home of Walmart. I guess this is nearby. And most of the crowd is wall, wall Martians. They call themselves.

0:57.8

That's not real. Is it? That is real. And they fucking love it. Live right. Live less. Live, make less. Life's better. They have some slogan. They always say.

1:10.8

Isn't there slogan? Let's lock our employees in at night. Right. Yeah. I think that was a slogan. Check, check. All right. So Mike is a little hungover today.

1:24.8

I wouldn't say hungover. I'm a little slow off the mark. Yeah. A little slow off the mark. I might. Yeah. I might not have done as well with edibles as I should have.

1:37.8

Uh huh. Put it that way. Yeah. Wow. That's not good. Tonight I'm seeing the nitty gritty dirt band. How about that? What are their big hits? Cause I know I know I used to like them back in the 80s.

1:50.8

Yeah. I think it's probably going to be one of this is what I my hope is, but it's at the rhyme and so I'll say anything at the rhyme. Yeah. This is what my hope is. It's one of those bands that everyone knows the name, right?

2:00.8

But the bottom is you know the name for a reason. You know what I mean? They're one of those bands that I think I'm going to be surprised at how good they are even now. Yeah.

2:10.8

All right. Here's the perhaps you've heard Mr. Django Django's. Yeah. Which you know, I don't I don't know if they wrote maybe they did.

2:20.8

They've got fishing in the dark, which has 188 million streams on on a wow.

2:29.8

Let me hear it. Never heard it. You ain't going nowhere. An American dream. Cadillac ranch. Yeah. They do a lot like there's Tennessee. They do. I know they're great at covers and stuff. In fact, they do one show, which is all Bob Dylan. Oh, really? Yeah. But I don't think that's going to be tonight.

2:58.8

Tonight. So yeah, I don't know. I don't know much about them to say the truth. All right. We'll have fun. Yeah. Exactly. I'll be telling jokes at the Grove, which is a club here. They.

3:14.8

I don't know how to describe it. There was a woman in the front row who I said that I was married for 23 years and she stood up and started booing.

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