Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 122 7/10/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2022

⏱️ 105 minutes

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U.S. Kids are putting on weight but shedding IQ points, an 86 yr old flight attendant refused to retire, Paul Rudd signs a nerd’s yearbook and we finally talk about the Carlin documentary. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sunday papers, with Greg and Mike.
0:05.6	Sunday papers, yeah, it's Buddha.
0:15.3	All right, you're gonna name five.
0:19.1	And my clap, three, two, one, such a professional clap.
0:23.6	You can read all about it, read all about it.
0:27.8	It's a sad, sad day in the Sunday papers.
0:32.3	Oh, my God, the tragedy, the unmitigated international despair.
0:39.6	You just said he weren't gonna talk about it.
0:43.5	And it's the first syllable.
0:46.4	I love that.
0:47.8	Yeah, you can't, come on, you're known.
0:50.2	Of all comedians, you're known to be like one of the guys most in the moment.
0:53.7	You're gonna be in the moment, you're gonna address what's going on in the room.
0:57.2	Yep, I've got on my Snoopy hat as a shout out to my soon-to-be late dog, Brulee, who we've
1:06.9	had.
1:07.9	He's 16 years old.
1:08.9	We've had him for 13 years.
1:10.2	We've talked about him on the podcast.
1:12.7	He's a loving, caring, protective dog, but he's got temperamental issues.
1:18.4	All right, here's how we're gonna do it, because you're mixed about this.
1:22.0	We wanna give the viewer listeners a green light to laugh and almost celebrate Brulee's
1:29.6	death in wholesome ways also.
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