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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 12 5/24/20

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2020

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

On this week's Sunday Papers, hot hand sanitizer is bursting into flames, and Hitler's personal alligator has died. Mike quotes 70s Hollywood Squares icon Paul Lynde. Plus, Greg has a new, green wall (so please mess with him). Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey! May 24th. It's a Sunday, Mike. Oh my God, it's really Saturday.

0:14.0

Are we, do we pull back the curtain that far and tell them?

0:17.0

Well, we've got to tell them a lot of things.

0:19.0

Anything else you notice about this week's recording?

0:22.0

Uh, you quizzed me on this right before we pressed,

0:24.8

and it was my third guess, but you have a green wall behind you now.

0:28.8

Got a green wall.

0:30.6

People are going to do funky stuff to you. You know, they can key you out easily.

0:34.4

Yeah, they can put, they can put Dick wallpaper behind me.

0:39.7

Matter of fact, that might be a fun thing to do is have you guys

0:45.0

fuck with me and put it on the internet.

0:48.0

Well, it's going to include the two posts, it's going to include

0:51.0

Springsteen and Hendricks probably.

0:53.0

Otherwise it's more work because your heads kind of over them, but yeah, it would be fun.

0:57.0

Right.

0:58.0

No, the other wall was white and it was bouncy and it didn't look good.

1:02.0

So I came in here with my

1:03.2

daughter and you know my daughter is she's lazy she lay this pandemic she has just

1:08.8

laid around like a fucking sea lion and And now, but you get her to do something.

1:16.0

She's on, like, you want to go paint my office today?

1:18.0

On it, gets here, moves the furniture,

1:21.0

cleans the whole thing, vacuums it, we paint it.

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