Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 119 6/19/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

A mushroom update, Apple’s new product that helps you murder and Kim defiles a national artifact. Also stories on Canadian beavers, illegal Saudi rainbows and someone throws out a first pitch like a girl. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Faster
0:10.9	Faster
0:14.1	Faster
0:23.4	Freed all about it. Well, we got clap. Wait,oy clapin'
0:28.1	Are you clapping?
0:29.1	One, two, three.
0:30.1	Okay.
0:31.1	Three, two, one.
0:33.1	Mine's gonna be a snap because I have a, my robot, I'm gonna tell you about my robot
0:38.6	after you scream.
0:39.6	Read all about it.
0:41.6	Read all about it.
0:42.6	All the news.
0:43.6	We could call together in 12 minutes that Mike prepared for the show.
0:47.7	Read all about it.
0:48.7	I'm gonna destroy this fucking thing.
0:51.4	I'm a little preoccupied.
0:52.4	I don't wanna brag, but I have a, a, a, i robot that vacuums my apartment for me.
1:00.2	Your cock.
1:01.2	So one of those, I've seen ads for those on my intranet.
1:04.9	My what?
1:05.9	My intranet, pop up ads for the, the cock vacuum.
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