Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 115 5/22/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Elon Musk is making jokes about his penis, Nancy Pelosi can’t eat those Jesus wafers, Clapton has the Vid and a Florida Man is on fire this week! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	That shit was cold.
0:06.0	Here it comes.
0:10.0	One, three, two.
0:13.0	Which way am I going?
0:15.0	Three, two, one.
0:16.0	There's my audio.
0:18.0	A breed!
0:19.0	Read all about it!
0:22.0	Read all about it!
0:24.0	Where am I?
0:26.0	Where the fuck am I?
0:27.0	Tacoma!
0:28.0	Took me a minute.
0:29.0	I actually did not know where you were.
0:31.0	Jesus Christ, you don't understand.
0:33.0	I've been on the road since December 5th, like I would say three out of four weekends.
0:39.0	Check.
0:40.0	December 5th.
0:41.0	And I woke up this morning and it took me a good 30 seconds to remember where the fuck I was.
0:49.0	It probably took you longer to remember who you are because you're like, I am not wearing Maroon.
0:55.0	That's right!
0:57.0	That's right!
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