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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 112 5/1/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2022

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

A hiker falls in the tank of a port-o-potty, Trump can’t define what a woman is and a couple is married on a Southwest flight to nowhere. Also we talk about who will replace James Corden and penis fish in Florida? Where else? Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sunday papers with Greg and Mike. Read all about it. I won't tell you twice.

0:09.0

Read all of it.

0:12.0

Hey now.

0:15.0

It's recording. All right. You're going to check. You're going to check.

0:18.0

Check.

0:20.0

You're going to clap.

0:24.0

All right. So tricky that way. Here's my clap. Three, two, one.

0:31.0

All right. You got your set. You got your maroon outfit. Read all about it. Read all about it.

0:37.0

Denver, Colorado.

0:40.0

Denver Post.

0:43.0

I missed it. What I'm joining late. What happened? I mean, Denver. I'm in Denver, Mike Gibbons.

0:48.0

Okay. You started fucking it. Hold on to my volume up here. You started to give a tour.

0:55.0

You moron. First of all of your outfit. Yeah. Love it for the listeners out there.

1:03.0

It's a home game home game. We're in the dark colors. Maroon shirt under a maroon hoodie.

1:09.0

But get up for one second and let me see the chair you're sitting in.

1:16.0

Okay. Is this Lady Gaga's garage?

1:20.0

This is like a red or neat like weird chair, plasticky red, like not plastic wood, but painted shiny.

1:29.0

Well, it's I'm in an infamous place right now because the Denver comedy works, which is.

1:35.0

This my second favorite club in the country is what's first Portland?

1:40.0

I never say who's first because I'm sorry if a lot of them are yells at me like why'd you say they're the best?

1:46.0

You know, I say no, I said they're second. You're the best.

1:49.0

Our injured second best wife. I get it. That's a good sister. Right.

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