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Sunday Papers

Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 106 3/20/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.71.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2022

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Mike rests up after the St Paddy’s Day Parade in NYC and we discuss Danny Thomas, Pete Davidson in space, Bono’s poem, a homeless guy in FL enjoying himself a little too much in a Starbucks and how we can’t find a 3rd contestant for "Gubbins Bachelor”  Make sure to follow Dennis Gubbins on IG @dgubs Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

And clapping in in five and here's my clap three two one I was the lame clap, but that was it. All right. You

0:22.9

start screaming in Los Angeles, California. Read all about it. L.A. Times, New York Times coming

0:30.4

together, bringing you the top stories. How is St. Patrick's Day? What's going on in the

0:36.4

Ukraine? Kim and Kanye? Who's this kid? Wait, what was just said? There's a lot. I'm the paperboy

0:45.1

who like really takes the time to read the paper before he stands on the corner. Scream and he,

0:49.9

you know, scream and read all about it. All right, friendly YouTube watchers. If we're freezing

0:55.3

this week, although you freeze in your office there, but it might be my fault this week because I'm

1:00.0

in a hotel. All right, tell me about the hotel you're in. All right, you ready? I'll try to not

1:06.3

unplug things. I'm going to turn this around and I have a great New York view. Oh, look at that.

1:14.9

That's out on Broadway, water towers. It's all about looking at water towers on roof decks.

1:22.9

You know, that was a big thing in on the waterfront. They, Ely Kazana, I believe, but a lot of the

1:30.9

rooftops had and he did purposely the antennas because he was a Christ figure. You know, what's

1:39.6

brando. So anyway, all about New York rooftops. I'm on 75 in Broadway, but the radar

1:45.4

cross thing about water, the water tanks are only on buildings that are something like five or

1:52.8

six stories or taller because back when they built these buildings at the turn of the century,

1:58.8

they couldn't push water up more than five floors. So they had to start building water tanks on

2:03.7

the roof. Interesting. I did not even know that. Yeah. Yeah. And I guess they're still being used.

2:11.8

I don't know if they still use them. Maybe they just didn't bother taking them down.

2:15.8

I have a question. How does the water get in the water tank? Helicopters. Oh, right. I should have

2:23.8

thought of that, especially back then. It's turned to the century. Yeah. Yeah. The pre-war and all that.

2:29.9

So, and you know, what's fairway is right across the street. Oh, my God. That's the best supermarket

2:36.8

in the world. That's supermarket in the world. It's incredible. And if you want your frozen foods,

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