Sunday Papers w/ Greg and Mike Ep: 102 2/20/22

Sunday Papers

Greg Fitzsimmons

Stand-up, Comedy

4.7 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2022

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Ice fishing shacks are the new jack shacks, a confederate flag burning in the Bayou, A Florida woman uses her relief $ to put a hit on a TSA worker, and the Queen mother pays a settlement for her garbage son Prince Andrew. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	3, 2, 1, go!
0:07.0	3, 2, 1, go!
0:15.0	Go! Now I have to put the headphones in.
0:18.0	Now I have to bring the microphone over here.
0:20.0	That was a little burp for audio level. Check, check, check.
0:24.0	Was that high enough? It was in my suitcase, so the dials might have moved.
0:29.0	Why don't you start screaming now before I put the headphones in.
0:32.0	Read all about it! Read all about it!
0:35.0	Hear ye, hear ye!
0:37.0	Oh, okay.
0:39.0	Fresh news! Is Ukraine invading Russia?
0:41.0	Maybe? Maybe they're turning the tables.
0:43.0	You'll find out Sunday papers.
0:45.0	We're not going to find out. We're not doing that story.
0:47.0	No, we're not going to do that story.
0:49.0	I don't know what that story is.
0:51.0	Unless it involved a guy driving a pickup truck into a clown school,
0:58.0	I don't think it's going to happen.
1:00.0	The truck driving thing. Did you hear most, the far majority,
1:04.0	the vast majority of truck drivers in Canada are against that truck driving stuff.
1:10.0	Oh, well, look at your stock market today.
1:13.0	Oh, boy! Someone's worried about Ukraine.
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