Sunday Football w/ The Glassmans
Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman
Rick Glassman
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 7 December 2020
⏱️ 129 minutes
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Summary
We’re excited to show you this FAMILY EPISODE!!!
The first half of this podcast, Grandma Gloria, Dad, Uncle Bob and Rick talk all things Glassman's. The second half, they watch the Browns football game as Grandma, per usual, behaves extremely mashugana. We really recommend at least watching the second half on YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuFKN6dk0B4&feature=youtu.be). Either way, if you want to join us for some Sunday football, put on your Browns shirt and SCOOT DOO.
This episode starring #GrandmaGloriaGlassman, Rick's Dad and Uncle Bob (aka #UncleRobertGlassman) is more unstructured, uncensored and insightful than any episode to date. We watch the family view the Cleveland Browns (vs Philadelphia Eagles) game one Sunday as chaos unfolds with Grandma yelling, Uncle Bob doing whatever that is and Rick & his Dad playing; you get to know what it’s like to sit amongst a Glassman Family Gathering (GFG).
This isn’t just for sports fans! Grandmas Glo’s passion for the game and frustration at her family (cue Uncle Bob) is hilarious as Rick tries to hold it all together for some kind of podcast worthy episode. All-in-all this chaotic episode is full of heart and family love.
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| 0:00.0 | That's a big remember last year when he went out. He looked at the cat. That's a big look at him. Oh, come here flat. He don't, don't flat. You're making grandma nervous. |
| 0:08.0 | That's a good cat. Come on. Come on. Look at him. He listens. I'm hoping that Baker can show some fucking Baker. |
| 0:15.0 | All right. How long? The whole game? As long as it's not over my face. Hello? Yes. |
| 0:23.0 | Are you a regular producer here? I had two coffees. You had two coffees already? Yes. |
| 0:29.0 | But sure I have. I make my coffee. I think the bronze will win maybe. Oh, it comes down to the offense, my. Yeah. How about the defense? |
| 0:38.0 | Thank you for doing this. You're welcome. We should have had Uncle Bob here after his Pilates. You have the heat, aren't I hope? Yes. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh, did you know Tristan Thompson's going to Celtics? Fuck. Why? I like him. Cleveland's going to have a real nice Cavalier game. He stinks though, just in the time. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah. Yeah. He does. Whatever. I brought a little glamour to the caps. Well, because he's married to one of the Kardashians. Yeah. I don't know if he's married. No, no. |
| 1:14.0 | They're still married, I think. They're back together a little bit. He said that's why he went to Boston so he could be close to her. |
| 1:20.0 | Well, I'm like, she's in a listen, listen to LA. I don't know. Maybe is that what he said? I didn't hear that. I heard that. No. Yes. No. |
| 1:30.0 | Well, I should live a Boston. Maybe New York. I don't know. You want to get out of Cleveland? Just like everybody else. |
| 1:40.0 | But me. So who's our team? Shit and shit. It's Andre Drummond in love. And Nance Sexton, the guy that got caught with all the drugs. That's wonderful. |
| 1:52.0 | That's like Gloria, Ricky and Steven. |
| 1:55.0 | Grandma, thanks for coming and doing this. You're entirely welcome, my darling, Rick. |
| 2:00.0 | Scoot, do, blebbedy blue, scoot, do. Oh, yeah. |
| 2:12.0 | What everyone has to understand is that Grandma lives for this time. This is 45 minutes before kickoff. |
| 2:21.0 | And I'm a nervous hilarious. Usually we get 16 brown games a year and 16 times she lives for this. So she's a little tense and nervous right now. I'm a yes. I am very nervous. |
| 2:35.0 | Where are you looking? I ask you a million times because I turn the chair. You're looking at the door. |
| 2:43.0 | What do you want me to look at us? You want to look at us? You can look wherever you want to look. You want to turn the chair a little? No, that's fine. |
| 2:52.0 | Okay. Grandma. Yes. How do you know, Steve? |
| 2:57.0 | Ricky, that's a dumb question. Where are you looking? Let me turn your chair. Yeah, turn the chair. Turn the chair. |
| 3:04.0 | I'm not sure if he comes so trip. No, I don't want to talk about it. I told her it's better than being a white supremacist pig. |
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