Hi, this is Podsave for UK. I'm Nishka Maa. And I'm Coco Khan.

This week, the right-wing Tory whack-jobs are in a festive mood, promising Rishi Sunai

can advent calendar full of shit. So not that festive then. We'll also be reflecting

on all the drama around Sunet's Rwanda Bill and the rebellion that never was.

Plus, we'll find out why the Grempel Inquiry's final report has been delayed yet again with

the help of our guests, the journalist and author Peter Rouse.

Hi, Michelle. Hi Coco. Yeah, good. How's your week been?

It's been busy. Christmas party season was not prepared for it. This is the thing about

being freelance. Some years, you get no invitations to anything in your year and for an office.

And this year, I got loads of invitations. So I've been doing the rounds. I'm on a circuit.

Christmas party circuit. So you're celebrating the birth of Jesus, the way only British people

can by being hung over or drunk. I am a wine soap sausage. I would be a delicacy in

Andalusia. I taste very good for any cannibals listening. I'm also very dehydrated like

a prosciutto. I'm going to stop with this meat, meat analogy. But yeah, that's been my week.

Although I did carve out some time at the weekend to like put the tree up, do like nice,

zen things. Oh, actually, this is exciting. I tasted Nigerian phanta. Oh, really?

Was it delicious? Oh, it was like, I'm changed. I am. There was life before the phanta.

And now this life after the phanta. Why is Nigerian phanta so much tasty, the normal phanta?

Listen, I don't know what the secret recipe is, but is it? I imagine it's sugar.

Only because that's like whatever people say, like, oh, Mexican coke is much tastier.

Yeah. It's because it's got way more sugar in it.

Probably. Yeah.

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