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Three minutes after ten is the time.

A very good morning to you.

If I said that today I was going to endeavour not to put the boot in to the current clown car occupying Downing Street, would you believe me?

Or rather, would you expect me to be able to achieve the ambition?

Or would you think, oh, bless his little cotton socks, he'll try, but I'll give it till 10 past 10 before he starts hurling abuse at the Prime Minister and the current cabinet, or indeed

the last cabinet. I couldn't tell you who's in the current cabinet, apart from James Cleverly,

who was embarrassing himself, but everyone got a job. Apparently there was a lady brought

around a tea tray at one point and was very nearly made Secretary of State for Education.

Because frankly, the talent pool has been drained so completely by the resignations that prompted

Boris Johnson's departure.

But that lasted about 30 seconds, didn't it?

No, well, I'm not putting the boot in.

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