If you've tried and failed at every diet,

if your love of chocolate muffins is stronger than your desire to lose the muffin top,

if you weigh in every week, then go to the chippy on the way home.

This is the podcast you need.

I'm Katie.

I'm Joan.

And I'm Victoria.

And we're here every Tuesday and Thursday to bring you the most honest conversations about life as a serial diet.

This is not a diet podcast.

This is the secret world of slimming clubs available wherever you get your podcasts.

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