Summertime Woes - Shark Attacks, Summer Camps, and Lifeguard Shortages
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 21 June 2023
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone, I'm Phil Maker Charles Hood and I'm Entertainment Journalist Drew Taylor. |
| 0:03.7 | And together, we're the super fans behind Light the Fuse, the official Mission Impossible podcast. |
| 0:08.8 | Join us every Tuesday for a deep dive into the history of the films, |
| 0:11.8 | exclusive interviews with Top Town from the franchise and more. |
| 0:14.4 | If you're looking for the biggest stunts and the biggest stars, |
| 0:17.4 | you'll get that all in this podcast. |
| 0:19.3 | Listen to Light the Fuse, the official Mission Impossible podcast, |
| 0:22.2 | starting July 11th on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:26.0 | And remember to see Mission Impossible, dead reckoning, part one, only in theaters, |
| 0:29.7 | July 12th. |
| 0:34.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:40.5 | Well, it's summer, which always reminds me of my childhood at camp. |
| 0:45.4 | Canoeing, roasting marshmallows, learning how to masturbate. |
| 0:51.2 | Or as we call it a camp beating the Tom Tom, it's all about the beat. |
| 0:56.5 | Nearly every adult who went to camp remembers it funnily. |
| 1:00.1 | But like jerking off some people just can't let go. |
| 1:04.0 | Summer camp, it is not just for kids anymore because more and more places, |
| 1:08.0 | they're offering camps for adults. |
| 1:09.6 | All the fun things that you would do as a kid like swimming, archery, |
| 1:12.9 | zip lining, a ropes course, even a talent show. |
| 1:15.6 | We have arts and crafts. |
| 1:17.8 | There are also other camps there too, like Space Camp. |
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