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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Summertime Woes - Shark Attacks, Summer Camps, and Lifeguard Shortages

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2023

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

The first day of summer marks the beginning of beach trips, summer camps, and summer jobs. But The Daily Show news team unpacks whether summer is actually the worst, the perils of going to the beach, if adults should be allowed to go to summer camp, and why there is a lifeguard shortage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:03.7

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0:08.8

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0:11.8

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0:14.4

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0:17.4

you'll get that all in this podcast.

0:19.3

Listen to Light the Fuse, the official Mission Impossible podcast,

0:22.2

starting July 11th on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:26.0

And remember to see Mission Impossible, dead reckoning, part one, only in theaters,

0:29.7

July 12th.

0:34.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:40.5

Well, it's summer, which always reminds me of my childhood at camp.

0:45.4

Canoeing, roasting marshmallows, learning how to masturbate.

0:51.2

Or as we call it a camp beating the Tom Tom, it's all about the beat.

0:56.5

Nearly every adult who went to camp remembers it funnily.

1:00.1

But like jerking off some people just can't let go.

1:04.0

Summer camp, it is not just for kids anymore because more and more places,

1:08.0

they're offering camps for adults.

1:09.6

All the fun things that you would do as a kid like swimming, archery,

1:12.9

zip lining, a ropes course, even a talent show.

1:15.6

We have arts and crafts.

1:17.8

There are also other camps there too, like Space Camp.

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