Summertime Sadness 2

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

We resume discussion of the Surviving Summer. It doesn’t have to suck. There are ways to make it fun for everyone without breaking the bank. Lots and lots of things to do to keep the kids engaged, out of brain rot mode, and not driving you bonkers with boredom. We go over a few ideas. Plus, Gwenna made a complete summer survival guide as a free download! Check it out if you’re out of ideas or if your idea generator is tired. We gotchu!And let us know what you're doing this summer, we want to hear from you! [email protected]

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0:00.0	There's not many things as epic as jumping over a volcano in a monster truck or even swinging over a crocodile-infested river.
0:06.9	But 15% off when you spend 15 pounds at Mackeys comes pretty close.
0:10.4	Deal drop.
0:11.0	Redeem all week only in the app.
0:13.6	18 plus app only.
0:14.7	One use per week until the 1st of June.
0:15.8	Minimum spend and discount only applies to food and drink.
0:17.5	Fees apply to delivery.
0:18.3	Participation varies.
0:19.1	Seas and Cs apply. only applies to food and drink. Fees apply to delivery. Participation varies. Season C supply. This summer, we are making a cookbook of popsicle flavors.
0:24.9	All the different ways you can combine juice, yogurt, fruit, water, the water flavor mixes to make popsicles.
0:34.8	If there isn't at least one act of cooking in your cookbook, I will riot. You have to cook one of the popsicles. If there isn't at least one act of cooking in your cookbook, I will riot.
0:39.8	You have to cook one of the popsicles.
0:41.7	To cook one of the poxicles.
0:43.6	Raising a well-behaved child in this world requires strict discipline and punishment.
0:48.1	Today we will look.
0:49.5	No, the fuck we will not.
1:05.3	Hello and welcome to Childproof. I'm Tori Phantom.
1:06.5	And I'm Gwenalifland and I've got good news.
1:09.8	Oh yeah?
1:10.2	What's that?
1:11.2	You know how last week I said I wouldn't promise that we would do a part two on getting
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