Oh, hey, it's the mesh patio chair that leaves your thighs looking like snakeskin.

Hmm.

Halleward back with a sticky, languid episode of allergies.

I had to make, I tried to not make this one many times.

They said, that's too much work.

Will anyone even care?

But I wanted it.

I wanted this episode.

I needed a collage of factoids, kind of like a vision board for the summer that's to

come.

Also, what is summer?

Well, years ago, I made a mini-sode about it called ASDatology, I think.

And we learned then that the Earth's axis is a little wonky.

It's a little tilted.

So as we cruise around the sun, one hemisphere gets more direct sunlight and the other gets

less for a bit.

And the result is three months of us wearing jorts.

And here in the Northern hemisphere where my actual rump is wearing jorts, summer just

started.

Southern hemisphere folks, feel free to listen if you have some winter blues going on.

Maybe you want to transport yourself to the boiling, boiling conditions of America at

the moment.

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