Oh, faithful and loyal listens of all things.

Spotify and the ringer, can you lend me your ear, please?

Listen, y'all, it happened.

It finally went down.

I gave the audience with the part of father.

They say, don't meet your heroes.

And I think that's poppin' cock.

I gave an audience with the great Bill Simmons Saturday

Summerslam, I'm sittin' on the flow.

I'm livin' my best life.

I got my wife next to me, then the lovely Amy Hudson

as Spotify said, Evan, have you met Billion?

I go, nah, I'm back here chillin'

man, Bill, chill, he up there next to Colin Coward.

I said, for real, chillin' Evan, wait.

Bill Simmons, wait, and I thought that was it.

He said, no, Evan, come in real quick.

I need to talk to you about a couple of lines.

I go, what's going on, Bill?

He said, he was complimentary when I shook his hands.

It was like the mega power's colliding.

It was amazing.

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