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You're saying you were batting around the idea of, because we're talking about wearing shorts and not wearing a t-shirt tonight on the schedule.

I'm wearing a t-shirt tonight on the schedule.

Do it! Do it! Do it!

That's what I'm sitting on.

Christine just got me a new t-shirt, a plain black t-shirt.

I don't have a t-shirt. I haven't tried it yet.

You haven't tried it on yet? No.

Oh man, I'm wearing a t-shirt. I found this shirt at a...

It was much heavier. I wore a lot of t-shirts. Yeah, you swear to yourself all the time.

And then... What is it now? Is it the way they fit? You don't like the way the tightness of them?

I don't know. I don't know what it is.

Because I don't think we're the same, but I think we suffer from a similar thing of body dysmorphia, where there's like...

I wore double-xL t-shirts.

I'm a monster.

No, you're not, though.

No, you're not.

You know what really helps when you're out in the city?

Just start checking out men's tits.

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