Good evening, sweet world, and welcome to the summer of champions, the only Olympics

podcast worth its weight in gold.

It's Monday night, July 29th, 2004.

I'm J.E. Skeets here in the Classic Factory.

And alongside me, she's been neglecting our house plants to produce these classics.

It's my beautiful wife, Nora Artinian.

I can't believe you just put me on blast.

We had two yellow leaves today on various plants. I was very upset. This is a private story, but now everybody gets to know. It's because you've been watching so much Olympic action. You've been researching so much about these Olympic events. And our houseplants are dying. And I'm the only one who keeps them alive. I know. So perhaps that's the issue.

That's true.

Over yonder, making the magic happen.

Super producer, JD.

My kids have to make their own food these days because Rachel's so into badminton and rugby sevens.

Oh, no.

These households are falling apart.

They're completely falling apart.

You've got the rugby sevens bug. We'll talk about that later. Oh, what a sport. What a sport. It's over in a hurry. It's over in the blink of an eye. Shout out to everyone joining us live right now on YouTube. Hopefully you're doing better at keeping your plants alive and eating. Hit the button, the like button, subscribe, tell a friend about the show.

Podcast listeners, leave us a five-star rating and review.

I will say right off the top here, there will be spoilers.

Talking about day three action from the Paris Olympics.

So if you don't want to be spoiled about who wins some of these events, turn us off and come back later.

Tonight's drink a choice. I'm going to crack mine right now. Oh, that's not nice. It's a Mexican beer. Not Modelo. No. Pacifico. This is a favorite. Yes. Ceres. No. Salute. Salute. Salute. Salute.

Salute.

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