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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Summer House: 0508 "Crawl Me Maybe"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Tv & Film, Comedy, After Shows

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Lindsay and Luke's maybe-not-so-innocent friendship is called into question when Amanda and Paige confront them about the juicy hookup rumor; sparks fly between Ciara and Carl; the guys corner Luke and demand he accounts for his behavior. KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER!  Find us on the Socials: Twitter @RealityGaysPod Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast PATREON We recap classic 90 Day, Netflix's dating shows, and just random stuff! TO LEAVE A REVIEW ON ITUNES FOR 90DAY GAYS CLICK HERE. Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, www.RealityGaysPodcast.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr  Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit   Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to our recap show of Riverdale…yes it’s RIVERMALES! Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

And the Hey, I just met you and this is crazy.

0:14.0

This is crazy, but here's my number, so crawl me maybe.

0:30.0

Oh, because it's a pub crawl. I just got that.

0:35.0

Not a guy fiance does a better job.

0:38.0

I don't even try.

0:40.0

Are you just so dense to any kind of puns and names? I have a lot going on. But when you're reading it, do you not go, crawl me, maybe, what does that mean?

0:53.0

I didn't, do you not have any reflection at all?

0:57.0

I've never been on a pub crawl.

0:59.0

You get wasted.

1:01.0

I mean, it is the...

1:05.0

So many of those in college when you went to school in Baton Rouge?

1:08.0

I didn't do that many.

1:11.0

Uh, uh, you get really wasted.

1:18.6

The best way to have fun in them

1:21.3

is you have to chase.'s it's Carl's sobriety method you you chase you you chase every

1:28.3

drink with water that that's the only way to do it.

1:33.0

Then you can kind of stay around a little bit longer.

1:36.0

You still will burn out after like hour three, hour four.

1:40.0

You...

1:41.0

I...

1:42.0

Boy, I'm older because... get really wasted this I'm older now because that sounds

1:48.2

I couldn't do that right now I'm if I go to a second location I'm gonna probably go home in like 30 minutes.

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