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It's a very boring technology conversation, but we're recording this in a slightly different way,

like on a 15 iPS roll of tape.

15 inches per second for those from a previous physical era.

And we get a 54321 countdown, which is a visual thing, which I think is using exactly the same font as was used for the Thunderbirds TV show.

5.4.3.

It's that. It's that. Definitely. Thunderbirds are go. So anyway, that's what this is. So August, what a great month it's been for me. Has it been a great month for you, Mark? I see you have particularly square glasses on today. You've seen these before. They're different glasses to normal. Yeah, but they're not your normal. Well, I mean, the point is, Simon, I now, I have 10 pairs of glasses.

The only two, three things I change are my glasses, my T-shirt, or my tie.

Everything else I wear is the same.

Week in, week out.

So, underpants, always the same.

No, clean, clean undergarments on, you know, but just in terms of the, you know, the present. So if I'm this, it's always a t-shirt, you know, drill, tradable jeans and a Harrington, but it's a different t-shirt and maybe a different Harrington. And if it's a suit, it's always the same suit, but a different tie and different thing. So I literally wake up in the morning and I have a line of glasses and I choose which pair of glasses I am going to wear on that day. And it makes me happy. Other people would start in showbiz world, I wake up, they would say, I wake up in the morning and I have a line, no, I just have a line. But you have a line of spectacles to choose from. I have one set of spectacles and you're looking at them. And now I'm feeling a little bit nervous that I need at least a few hours. Well, you do need at least a backup pair because what happens if that's, have you got a spare set? Only from about 20 years ago.

How would you feel...

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