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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Summer Berry Grunts, Miss Nelson is Missing, New Year's Resolutions

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.56.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2019

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

We learn what summer berry grunts are in this episode plus Alison recounts the story of a classic book and film strip: Miss Nelson is Missing. We also talk about New Year's resolutions, Jordan's swim team, Alison's grocery delivery drama, pharmacist policies, chiropractor pens and so much more.

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0:00.0

And now live from the new house in Burbank, California, it's Thursday on the

0:06.6

Allison Rosen, his new best friend show tonight. Allison, welcome to guest. He's a

0:11.4

comedian who does two have a girlfriend and her name is Janis Dumpson. Thank

0:16.1

you very much. It's Jordan Morris. Chef Jeff is here to make top sirloin

0:21.4

extra-surly. I'm a husband Daniel, same hop on board, love bus, say hello to your

0:25.0

best friend Allison.

0:26.6

Hello my little summer berry grunts. It's me Allison. Welcome to another exciting

0:55.0

Thursday show that carbohydrates was sent in by Alyssa Van Dyke. Now to be

1:00.0

fully honest, it's like an ailment that your dad has. I got a bad case of the

1:05.4

summer berry grunts. Your mom's casserole gave me a case of the summer berry

1:10.4

grunts. It does sound a bit flat, you know? I had to look it up summer or

1:15.2

they're like a little like a fantasy creature. Oh yeah sure something like

1:20.0

something like that. Something called Kinian. Yes. Right. Or play a little

1:24.9

flute. Are you guys familiar with the littles? It sounds familiar. There were these

1:29.3

children's books and it was this little tiny family and they had tales. Oh yeah. Oh

1:33.9

you know I think there was kind of a anime style cartoon about that. That sounds right.

1:38.4

I don't think I read the book so. Did you see Miss Nelson is missing? No. You're a

1:44.1

little younger than I am but I thought maybe you would have been in the zone where

1:47.6

you would have seen that on film strip project. It was a book. Miss Nelson is

1:52.4

missing about this. Substit- no a teacher Miss Nelson and the kids are really

1:58.7

naughty and like they blow spit spit balls, spit wads and they just misbehave in

2:04.1

all kinds of ways and all of a sudden she's sick and she's gone and there's a

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