Hello, everybody. Welcome to a good football show. I am Patrick Darty. Join today by

Denny Carter. We're going to be talking in the players most likely to experience the biggest ADP

swings as we migrate from best ball season into redraft season. We'll also start things off with a

little Aaron Rogers trade talk as we are contractually obligated to do. But Denny first, as we know,

Memorial Day weekend is the unofficial start of summer. With the start of summer comes blazing heat

and dunk tank levels of humidity in the continental climates that you and I live in in Maryland and

Missouri shorts. Some of our listeners may not even be aware that this is a debate, but there are

some people mostly concentrated on the coasts where you live, Denny. You think that grown men should

not wear shorts even in the summer. My question to you is have these people ever ridden in a car

with leather seats for longer than five minutes on July 17th in the state of Missouri? Denny,

what is your opinion on shorts in the summer? So I desperately want to be someone who never wear

shorts. I cannot. No, I can't. I think that there is a middle ground for those who think that

shorts look bad on grown men, which they do. They do with it. There's no way around it. You

know, your ugly hairy legs are poking out from the bottom of cargo shorts. You look terrible,

but one kind of compromise I found is a little more stylish shorts, a little more fitted.

Something that you would feel comfortable wearing to a decent restaurant in the middle of the

summer when it's 105 degrees. A restaurant where there's like a $35 on trays on the beach or

something. Those kind of shorts. They don't have to be big, baggy, cargo shorts. Fred

Durst would have worn in 1999. We don't have to do that anymore. Guys, if you're listening,

and I know you are. I've dabbled in no short sings. I'm 34 years old now. I have three children.

I should try to look respectable, but I've just discovered there's no easier way to become the

Joker and Miss State of Missouri than to wear shorts. It's just literally not possible. I

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