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KFI, Bill Handel here.

Good morning.

It's a Saturday, and we have ourselves three fun hours of legal advice.

Well, actually, I have myself three fun hours of legal advice. You may not,

depending on the kind of phone call you make. Either I tell you you have a case in which it's okay

for you and not particularly good for me, or you don't have a case. And then fantastic for me,

because I love doing that. The number 8005201534 calling in

8005201534 same rules apply I've been saying this for decades top of the hour

always the best time to call top of the hour first hour better time to call so

this is uh sort of the uh high end uh in terms of times to call right best time 800 520 1534

800 520 1534 normal 800, 5201534.

Normal rules apply.

If you have an interesting case, good chance of coming up.

If you have absolutely no case, then you sound like a moron, excellent chance of coming up.

If you are unintelligible, for example, you've come from a foreign country and you are an immigrant here, and no one can understand a word you say, good chance you jumping up in front of the line.

If you've been here for 40 years and still don't speak English, also very strong.

My parents came from Brazil.

We immigrated to the United States, and they were here for 50 years.

My mother, 60-something years, my dad, 50 years, sounded like they got off the boat yesterday afternoon, which is always a great deal of fun.

800, 5201534.

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