Suicide Calzone

Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Comedy Cellar Network

Comedy, Leisure

4.5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2018

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Bobby is joined by Cumtown's Nick Mullen and Stavros Halkias this week to talk suicide, comedy meltdowns and how to pee with a boner! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude, on the RiotCast Network,
0:07.0	Riotcast.com.
0:08.6	It's Robert Kelly's, You Know What Do, Podcast on lifecast.com.
0:15.0	I was starting the podcast right now.
0:17.0	You know what news is back and I'm I've been waiting for this day
0:21.0	for two months.
0:22.0	Two months.
0:23.0	Yeah.
0:24.0	That's probably a long enough time.
0:26.0	I've been waiting for this day.
0:27.0	I'm waiting for this day for six and a half weeks.
0:30.0	Wow, that's better.
0:32.0	Is that better? Two months, that's not. Has that better?
0:33.0	Two months, that's not.
0:34.0	I've been anticipating the release of a cordless table saw
0:36.0	for about two and a half months.
0:37.0	Yeah, dude, why does it?
0:38.0	I love that.
0:39.0	You like cordless table sauce?
0:40.0	My man loves tools.
0:41.0	Dude, I'm on new, that's the whole new thing.
0:43.0	This year I got my five, I got a mitresaw.
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