Suffering from Asteroids

What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 597 Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Nick gets a haircut he didn't want, Carol denies grooming herself and they help with a stupid smart phone and hear from a satisfied customer

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0:00.0	Ah, just think, the warmth of the sun on your skin, the lapping of the pool by the villa,
0:08.0	the clomp of your ex's stilettos on the decking, as you're promptly pulled for a chat
0:13.8	that you knew from the moment you walked back in was going to kick off.
0:21.7	See who's got unfinished business in Love Island All-Stars starts 12th of January at 9pm on ITV2 and ITVX.
0:32.1	This is a global player original podcast.
0:40.2	Oh, hello there.
0:42.4	All right, Nickers.
0:43.4	How you doing, Gibbon?
0:45.4	Well, apart from melting.
0:48.4	Oh.
0:49.4	Doing all right, yeah.
0:52.2	It's quite hot here too
0:54.2	But I can't imagine how hot it is where you are
0:56.7	In fact, I'm going to look it up
0:58.4	But I've left my phone in the other room
1:00.1	One moment, please call it
1:01.2	Your call is not important to us
1:03.9	I'm telling you
1:05.3	You can never imagine how hot it is here today
1:08.9	One of our operatives will be with you shortly.
1:16.9	Don't do that.
1:18.9	You do it.
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