Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest media mind ever to walk the planet.

I'll tell you what, man. He's a literal titan across the entire media landscape.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too, gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish baby.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only

be described as psychological nudity.

This is Stugas, and this is Stuponity.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

Welcome in to another episode of Stuponity, brought to you by Draft Kings, the biggest podcast

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You have made us the biggest podcast in the world, you and Draft Kings. And we thank you for that. Mike, this is

very exciting as graduation season. And we have the Stugat School of Fraudcasting. We have our

class that is graduating this year. You are a proud graduate of these Stugat School of broadcasting.

You, Mike Goldf, Jr., Mikey C., and countless others.

But no one, no one has ever ascended up the ranks of the Stugat School of

Broadcasting quite like our new producer on the Lepetard show, Smetty.

I mean, we call her Sugats.

And I want to start a podcast with her.

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