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Get ready to multit. Get ready to cook.

Get ready to clean your shower.

Get ready to do whatever.

You have a long form podcast today. I don't know what's going to happen. We're not in care, we're not in KNFW, and I don't have my,

the fucking soundboard set up like we would for a club, Alan. So we're just free.

No, this is probably the most refreshingly personal episode yet.

I thought I could really take this chance to get personal with you and see just how you've been how you've been doing since your

Surgery since your procedure? Oh, well, I got both my hands removed.

Yeah.

And I did that because I couldn't stop jerkin off.

Oh well, how has the how is this?

How is that going?

Because as I know because now the with a vagina you can just rub it on anything you can rub it on I find

myself just like humping the fridge for hours I'll turn the knob back and forth on the stove because...

Don't need hands.

And that caused a fire hazard.

It runs my electricity up.

It's not a good alternative.

I should just be fingering myself. It's it wasn't worth it and now it's too late.

But I do have but I was busy and nobody has me my opinion and even if I even if they did I would have gone well who am I to say what

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