Hey folks, this is Kevin. On this week's episode of Risk killed here, Nick Astle.

The thing about giving birth to a human child is that you get to hold the baby when you finish.

But when you give birth to a cheese baby, you need that thing to flush and you need to flush now.

That and more, but before that, I just want to let you guys know if you go over to Patreon this week,

patreon.com slash risk. You will find a new bonus story by the wonderful Sophia

Fern Brown and it sounds a little bit like this.

Yeah, evacuating all white clients immediately to the save shelters away from black hair struggle.

Please follow the signs of evacuation up my ass and around the corner. Thank you.

Also want to give a little shout out to our two latest Patreon members, Richard Rudnitsky and Emma

Beckman more. Thank you so much guys. We always give a shout out to anyone giving $25 a month or more,

but you can give in various amounts if you go to patreon.com slash risk. It's very, very,

very essential to risk continuing to exist that we get that kind of support.

And if you want to do a one-time donation, you can just go to paypal.me slash risk show.

Now here's the show.

Hello kids, this is risk. The show where people tell true stories. They never thought they dare to share.

I'm Kevin Allyson. This is the Yoko Mewa trio behind me now. Yoko is a fan of the show.

And she sent us this new single called Largo Desilato from her upcoming new album Songs of Joy.

I can't wait to hear the whole album because this track is gorgeous.

Well folks, we are getting ready for our next live stream on December 4th at 10pm Eastern. You

can get your tickets at riskdashshow.com slash tour. Our big winter holidays show. I can't wait.

So be sure and be there with us. And we're calling this week's episode suddenly.

Four stories where in suddenly something crazy happens. In a little bit, we're going to hear from

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