Hello everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Don't Blame May. Hi. How are you? Who are you? Who are we? Who am I? What is this?

Are you having an existential crisis?

I think in order to have an existential crisis, you have to have big thoughts. Right now I'm in my Joey Tribionny era. I am no thoughts just vibes.

Okay. Well, I'm Melissa Diamond-Monts and this is Megan Rinks and we are the host of this here podcast Don't Blame Me. We're also hosts of another podcast, but am I wrong? And we also have two other episodes of our podcast multiverse that come out during the week. We are here for you four days a week because five days a week would just be too much.

Yeah. Mistopportuny. Because you said that. No, because you said that you're in your Joey Tribionny era and then you said we're here for you.

I'll be there for you.

I was like, sometimes I love self-references. So we were watching Friends Last Night and Mott's Nourage is dying at Joey. And I was like, you know, every time I rewatched the show, I decided who's my favorite character like for that rewatch.

And right now I'm loving Joey and I literally have a draft saved on Twitter that says I'm in my Joey Tribionny era and then I just have like a bunch of pictures of him from the show. And nobody knows that that was like a reference in this conversation to my tweet that I haven't sent out.

But for me, it was like as the head writer and showrunner of my life, I just like gave myself kudos for the referential joke. You lost me somewhere along there, but got you.

I don't know if I had anyone there except for me. That's how my brain works. I'm like, it's so hard to get those words out when you're like, you should know how perfectly and just organized and just visual and just all that is in my head.

And when I try and say the words, no, that's just vibes.

Okay. Well, what is this podcast? What do we do here? Do we give?

Low jobs? Do we give?

But that's not broadcast.

No, we did that's what we do on our off time. It's none of your fucking business.

What do we give?

We give advice, thoughts, opinions, sometimes vibes to, as you said, people can call in to the show at 3106940736.

0976. Bitch. I knew you.

Because I never say it. I'm not knocking you for not knowing it. I'm knocking me for hearing different numbers and going, I don't think that's right.

It's like the feel right. It don't feel right. And it's like these last few numbers. I don't know what what's coming out.

That's where I get caught too. I'm always like, I don't know if these are it.

I think if might have said the number out loud. Why some this show?

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