Hey, I'm Joel Stein. I want you to close your eyes and imagine a pocket watch.

It's moving from side to side. You're getting very sleepy.

Great. Now that I've hypnotized you against your will, you're going to start liking long-form journalism.

Like so much. You're going to listen to a podcast where the host interviews a writer about their long-form story every week.

I'm that host.

Listen to Story of the Week on the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your podcast.

Hi, it's Bethany Frankel. My time on the Real Housewives of New York is a few years behind me.

And now I'm ready to put the real back into the Real Housewives.

That's where my new podcast Rewives comes in. This isn't your typical rewatch podcast.

I'm bringing on unexpected thought leaders and celebrities to give their take on the chaos.

In my first episode, I dig into the scary island, Rooney Episode with Elizabeth Moss.

It's one of my favorite shows I've ever done so don't miss it.

Listen to Rewives with Bethany Frankel. I'm the I Heart Radio app Apple Podcast or wherever you get your favorite podcasts.

My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet earth and why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine. No judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

Hell, I suck at dating with Dean Ungler and Jared Haven and I Heart Radio podcast.

What's going on everyone? Welcome to Thursday's caller edition of Help I Suck at Dating.

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