Sucking Smurf Spooge

Sex With Emily

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.3 • 6.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2011

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Guest Cunning Minx (polyweekly.com) talks about polyamory, 'sucking smurf spooge', is polyamory that much different than dating?, why porn is good for your relationship, why geeks are into polyamory, gun and fire arm play in bed, how to overcome jealously, licking vs. touching and should you put his penis in a cage? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	As Nigel opened his Amazon parcel, it was in love at first sight.
0:04.5	Sleek design and effortless cornering.
0:07.2	This vacuum cleaner screamed quality and for a price lower than he ever dreamed.
0:11.8	Five stars from Nigel.
0:15.0	With star reviews from you and star prices from us,
0:18.2	start your search on Amazon today.
0:30.0	Man-up specifies sex.
0:32.0	Eyes that mock our sacred institutions.
0:35.0	Bedroom eyes, they call them in a fight on me.
0:38.0	Hey, Emily.
0:39.0	You got a boyfriend?
0:40.0	Because, uh, my man, he here.
0:41.0	He just got his heart broken.
0:42.0	He thinks you're kind of cute.
0:43.0	The world's got everything.
0:44.0	Oh, my.
0:45.0	The women know about shrinkage.
0:47.0	Isn't it common, not only?
0:48.0	What do you mean, like, laundry?
0:49.0	It shrinks?
0:50.0	And we not talk about sex so much.
0:51.0	Are you kidding me?
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