Hello, Tower Bottoms. It's me, your host, Zach Noey Towers, and this is a podcast about sex.

How are we doing? It's the end of May, the year of Our Lord 2021. Summer is on the horizon.

And much like L.A., my legs are beginning to open back up.

Um, yes, that's right. I've had a couple experiences, um, two of which, well, I'm not going to go into detail on either, but I had two like massage related experiences. One in which I thought I was going to die, the other in which I

exploded all over the place. But you'll have to subscribe to the Patreon if you want to hear

the ui-gooey nitty-gritty details of my near-death experience. And one thing I will tell y'all and something I'm very excited about, something that I was

trying to, like, not talk about because I don't even believe in jinx anymore.

But I guess I believed in jinx temporarily.

Okay, you know when it's like, okay, the closest I can come to thinking of this is you don't talk about a pregnancy until you're in your third term or whatever. I, I, I, I'm trying to adopt a little critter. And I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to like, I don't want to like, not be rejected. I don't want to not get this critter.

I met them so randomly through friends who are fostering them.

And it was truly one of those like when you know, you know experiences that me and this critter just absolutely bonded.

And I, by the end of like this little get together that I was at, I was like, I want to be

their caregiver.

I want to be their little partner in crime.

I want to take care of them until the day they take their last little critter breath.

Or hopefully I'll go first, honestly.

I don't know if I could stand.

I already can't. Okay,

I'm getting way ahead of myself. Talk about future tripping. I'm worried about this

four month old animal's demise in 15 years. Anyway, I couldn't help but start talking about it.

I filled out the paperwork, but apparently this

like foundation that, um, has him right now is, it's kind of like, I, sheik, I don't know how

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