Suck One To Save The Festival

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

On Episode 399, Ross and co-host Jared Borislow talk about why apartment pools suck, why Blippi's new paid impostor sucks, do an Animal Of The Week about a dope bird that doesn't suck, and finish by talking about the most legendary suck-that-never-was there ever was.

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0:00.0	Let's see what we're doing.
0:03.4	Welcome back to the Ross Bolin podcast.
0:06.4	Otherwise known as RBP presented by Bolin Media.
0:08.8	I am your host.
0:10.7	Ross Bolin, back as always with my co-host, Jared Boroslow.
0:15.6	Jared, the people may have noticed.
0:19.9	The stonk or stock market and Bitcoin or cryptocurrency jokes
0:24.4	are fewer and further between these last couple weeks.
0:28.3	Well-friend, that's because Jared and I have been deeply
0:32.0	annually penetrated by both the stonk and Bitcoin markets
0:35.2	respectively.
0:36.9	By my own personal economic measurements,
0:39.8	J-bone is currently being DPDA'd by two crypto bears,
0:43.6	while I am being bent over a barrel and shown the 50 states
0:47.9	by tech stocks.
0:49.4	We've had a rough go of it right now.
0:51.6	My butthole feels like I just ate a Chipotle burrito bowl that was only the red salsa.
0:57.0	And then you had to use their napkins instead of toilet paper.
1:00.2	Yep. And that's what it feels like.
1:01.7	Yeah. And then for some reason I also just stuck a straw up there for good measure.
1:05.1	Just for good measure. That's how I feel right now.
1:07.3	Ross, do you notice anything about my shirt?
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