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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Suck My Ass, Suck My Ass! (FULL SHOW 6/3)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8670 Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

If you're an OG Klein Ally Show listener you got the throwback of a lifetime today. We talked about how there are no good 'school's out' songs and Ally took the opportunity to play her stupid 'Summer Vibez' song which is definitely a rip off of Sublime's Summertime. What we didn't expect was for Klein to play his school's out song from over 4 years ago, a song called Suck My Ass. If you remember it, brownie points from us. We brought back the Dank Tank today and heard some incredible new high-deas from inexperienced weed entrepreneurs. One of our favorites was a guy pitching multiple food trucks that pair with one another. For example a grilled cheese truck would pull up, you'd get a grilled cheese, then a tomato bisque truck would pull up behind it. It just may be dumb enough to work! Other front runners included rear car horns, a bong cleaning service, and a microwave mute button. We spun the wheel again for our Funner Summer Challenge where Johnny was assigned the tough task of having sex on the beach. Plus a wild story about a kid posing with his middle finger in an elementary school yearbook, Klein's family has lice (AGAIN) and Ally's failed couples counseling session.

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0:00.0

New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.

0:05.5

You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.

0:22.7

And of course you can handle.

0:22.6

And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.

0:25.5

San Bernardino International Airport.

0:27.3

When airports smell great.

0:29.2

Ta-da-da.

0:30.0

Hey, what's going on, Glen and Ali?

0:32.4

Are you ready?

0:34.4

Hello, Klein and Allie, you little bitch.

0:40.8

Clan and Ellie, it's just okay.

0:47.1

Just don't like saying about you too much. Good morning, everybody. Whoa, sweet David State,

0:54.3

did you see that? Beaver Clown All right. Let's get the still shouted. The show started. The show started.

0:55.5

We are live in Los Angeles.

0:58.0

Three, two, one.

1:01.3

And here we go.

1:04.2

It's Clydeley Show.

1:05.5

Low 6.7, KROQ FM and H.D. Pasadena.

1:08.8

Los Angeles.

1:09.5

Orange County.

1:10.3

The Sonic Pulse of Los Angeles.

1:12.4

This is the world famous K.Rock.

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