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The Bad Broadcast

Suck It, Virginity Pledges!

The Bad Broadcast

Dear Media, Madison Murphy

Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

55.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Come one, come all! Get it? Okay anyway. Today we are talking about the weird and wild ways you guys lost your V-Cards. We're breaking down the walls and getting freak nasty as we giggle about fornication and I share my own experiences with sex and shame and how we can move forward as safer, kinder, sexier women! Enjoy, you little sluts!


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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:04.0

Welcome to the Bad Broadcast. I'm your host, Maddie Murphy. Hello everybody welcome back to a new episode of The Bad Broadcast.

0:24.5

My name is Maddie Murphy and I am your host and I am feeling good today.

0:30.7

I took an Adderall. That stuff works. Did you guys know that methamphetamines do

0:36.8

affect how you feel? I need to get me some of this. I mean I'm so happy that I

0:42.2

have this very much prescribed to me

0:45.9

Adderall that I took today, but really I was on a role today. I made like 15 blogs.

0:51.2

I want to be in a content creator era, but it's really hard because

0:56.2

editing those videos is a bitch. But anyway, I did a bunch of logs. I had a great

0:59.9

workout. I went to the grocery store. I was like confessing my love to every single person that I've ever met like you should see the text that I sent my friends today I literally was like life will not be okay without you guys like I really won't be okay if I don't have you. And then I realized that I took the

1:14.0

out of all, but on top of that my ludial phase is ending today. And if you don't

1:18.1

know, your ludial phase is when everything's bad, everything.

1:23.0

Your relationships are bad, you look bad, you feel bad, you act bad,

1:27.0

everything is two thumbs down rock bottom on your ludial phase.

1:31.0

And so luckily I'm about to have like three days where I feel really good and then

1:34.6

my period is going to start. So if you don't know we're all on a 28 day site if you're

1:38.7

menstruating you're typically on a 28-ish day cycle and you have four

1:42.1

different phases of that cycle.

1:43.6

Listen up if you're a guy too because this is very helpful. A lot of people think you

1:46.9

just have like your mental phase or like your pre-mental whatever but you

1:51.4

have you're always in one of your four phases,

1:54.4

felicular, voludial, ovulation, I think that's one.

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