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Ponte Las Pilas

Suck First Ask Questions Later ep.318

Ponte Las Pilas

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4.9578 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0

Dude, I went hard too.

0:03.0

You ready?

0:04.0

Yeah, went hard too.

0:05.0

You just memorize the verse.

0:07.0

I only had one good bar for the number 10.

0:10.0

Oh, dude.

0:11.0

Alright, we go on count one through all the numbers you can think of.

0:15.0

All right.

0:16.0

All right, dreams.

0:17.0

Bring us in.

0:18.0

Go.

0:19.0

Oh, after?

0:20.0

Yeah. Yeah. Had to tell them they call me one for one. Uh. Only time I get the deuce is when I got the gun. Yeah. So I'll go for three. Yeah. I bring a whole bitch to her knees. This is threesome. Yeah. Four by four like it's Wendy's. Oh. Five and you gonna see about 10 I'm 20 I don't know okay no you're good

0:38.5

Zick smoking sticks it's in heaven bitch yeah I'm gonna get eight for breakfast

0:43.4

a night for lunch yeah I give him 10 like it's messy oh yeah

0:49.0

okay say 11 is where I eat slurpee 7 7-Eleven. Oh, okay. And I don't fuck with 12. No, my homies are 13 and they keep it down. Okay. 14 and they were never around. I'm about to have a fucking kineze. Okay. And all my homies gonna eat my ass in front of my mom as a dancer so pressa yeah oh yeah put on my

1:11.9

face all that mayonnaise uh yeah 16 because she's mature for her age yeah uh don't give me out

1:18.6

of this page oh because i'm about to go crazy on these mature bitches uh yeah yeah what the fuck

1:25.9

hold on hold on the belles deserves the ball Oh. Uh. Or give it to me because I'll be fucking these whores. Give me up a lawn Dior for fucking these whores. I open up the door and I drink a corn's light. Uh, this light is too bright because my future is bright. I can't see in front of me and I fly in the sky.

1:47.0

I say bye to my haters and then I just died.

1:52.2

ORA.

1:53.3

It's just aura, bro.

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