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Subway Takes: 100%...agree? Disagree?

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Shameless Media

Society & Culture

4.71.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Hiya! Coming up on today’s show: Can we talk about Subway Takes? There’s no denying it – if you remove all the nuance from an opinion, that opinion is much more likely to go viral on the internet. These divisive, one-liner opinions have infiltrated so many algorithms over the past couple of years – but what are ‘subway takes’ doing to our brains?  This episode of Shameless is brought to you by Myer. Also, shout-out to DoorDash! On today’s show, Gil recommended The Chair Company on HBO Max. Zara recommended Cameron Diaz Talks Marriage, Family, and Real Life with Joel Madden on YouTube. Your hosts are Zara McDonald (@zamcdonald) and today, filling in for Michelle Andrews (@michelleandrews1), we have Eilish Gilligan (@eilishgilligan). What unplugging from the discourse did to my brain in the Embedded newsletter The Creator of Subway Takes One Hundred Per Cent Disagrees in The New Yorker‘I had one thing young people didn’t’: How Subway Takes’ Kareen Rahma got famous in his 30s in The Guardian Shameless Podcast is produced by Annabelle Lee and Eilish Gilligan, executive-produced by Lucy Hunt and audio-edited by Eilish Gilligan. Our social media team consists of Naima Fatema, Emily Li and Eilish Gilligan, and our partnerships manager is Cindy Luu. Want to support our show? Clicking ‘follow’ on Apple and Spotify is the best way to do that, and we're super grateful to anyone who leaves a five-star review while they're at it. Also! An old-fashioned 'Tell a Friend In Real Life' is equally appreciated. Want more? We've got more… Subscribe to our newsletter Smart, Dumb Stuff: https://tinyurl.com/4yasjphn    Follow us on Instagram: https://tinyurl.com/2mf557ux  Aaaand we’re on TikTok: https://tinyurl.com/2hchchrp  Everything else your heart could ever desire is here: https://linktr.ee/shamelesspodcast  Thanks for listening! We’re huge fans of yours. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This episode of Shameless Media.

0:07.3

This episode of Shameless is brought to you by Maya.

0:10.3

Get party ready this summer at Maya. Hello and welcome to Shameless, the pop culture podcast for smart people who love dumb stuff.

0:43.3

You're joined, as always, ish, by Melbourne Writers, Sarah MacDonald and Ilish Gilligan.

0:47.8

Hello, Zazzy, and hello, producer Annabelle Lee.

0:50.0

Hello!

0:50.9

Hello, both.

0:51.6

Coming up on today's show, can we talk, please, about Subway Takes.

0:56.0

There's no denying it if you remove all the nuance for an opinion. That opinion is much more likely to go viral on the internet.

1:02.8

These divisive one-liner opinions have infiltrated so many algorithms over the last couple of years.

1:08.1

But what are Subway Tech's doing to our brains? The first, Gill, how is your week? Good week, big day in the Gill universe today. The biggest of days. Yeah, honestly, arguably the biggest of days. I am seeing Lady Gaga tonight and tomorrow night. Woo-hoo! Get your ball out! Thank you. Yes, and put your paws up. Put your paws up. Put your paws up.

1:28.0

I said, get your paws out. No, we'll get them out and then put them up. Is Lady Gaga associated with like just paws or is that like an internet slang? Because they're little monsters put your paws up. Oh. Yes. How exciting. What are you looking forward to the most? Oh my God. Okay. I think I'm looking forward to

1:45.0

the dance break in Garden of Eden, the most, which went viral earlier this year. Little Monsters

1:50.8

will know what I'm talking about. Anyway. And Daddy Monster we think will be there? I think Daddy Monster

1:56.5

is on ground. Which is Gaga's fiancé. Yes, Michael, I believe his name is. Mr. Monster or Daddy Monster? I think Mr. Monster in formal occasions and Daddy Monster in casual occasions. I agree. Daddy when he's looking hot, Mr. when he's looking professional. And Michael when... That's Gaga's name. That's when Gaga is referring to him. Do you have a recommendation? I actually do.

2:18.0

I have a quick one. I've been watching The Chair Company on HBO Max. Even though I said last week that I can't consume anything new whatsoever, I have changed my mind. This show is a comedy show. I mean, it's comedy, but it's also thriller. It stars Tim Robinson, who was on SNL for one season, and he is also the star of the Netflix

2:35.5

show, I think you should leave, which you might have heard of. Yes. That's like a comedy skit show

2:42.6

sort of. Yeah. The fear just like moving through my brain and in front of my eyes. Yeah.

2:47.0

Yeah. No, no, that's okay. It's really interesting. It's actually very funny, very weird. It basically follows this guy who is kind of like a boss at a mall development company and he suffers a severe embarrassment in front of his entire employee set. And it follows his like, honestly, he's psychological

3:09.6

unraveling from the point of that severe embarrassment throughout the whole series. It's really,

3:15.4

really cool. And it's actually a really cool commentary on modern life and how impossible it is

3:20.4

to talk to a human on the phone these days when you're trying to get like help with a product

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