Subway Surfers and Radioactive River

Opie Radio

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🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

In this heartfelt and hilarious episode of the Opie Radio podcast, Opie dives into an emotional weekend celebrating his daughter’s 13th birthday, complete with a creative phone reveal inside a balloon! He reflects on the bittersweet reality of raising two teenagers and the fleeting nature of childhood. Opie also tackles the absurdity of dumping radioactive waste in the Hudson River, rants about the woes of shopping at Rite Aid, and shares a wild childhood story of snowball-throwing mischief that ended in a memorable beatdown. From subway surfing tragedies to bird app annoyances and a 95-year-old’s wheelchair rampage, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs, nostalgia, and real talk. Tune in for Opie’s signature blend of humor and raw honesty, plus a shoutout to his loyal listeners and a nod to the haters. Don’t miss it—grab your coffee and join the Opie Squad!

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, good morning, everybody.
0:05.1	It's time to wakey, wakey.
0:08.6	Although you're already awake as you listen to this in your car on the way to work, aren't you?
0:14.2	But it is Monday, so that's a big, ah, boo!
0:19.9	Hope everyone had a fine weekend.
0:22.4	I had a very, very emotional weekend.
0:27.4	Extremely emotional.
0:29.4	I'm having a, I'm having a, I'm having a tough time at this one.
0:35.0	My, my daughter is now a teenager. I got two teenagers in the house. I'm,
0:40.6	I'm sad when older parents told me in the elevator, when they were just, just little things,
0:51.1	barely as high as my knees.
0:56.6	You know, we got a lot of compliments on the kids.
0:57.9	Oh, my God, they're adorable.
1:00.0	They're so, so cute.
1:01.5	Here's a little advice.
1:03.3	My kids are in college.
1:05.1	It goes real fast.
1:08.1	And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:11.7	Oh, boy, I wish I'd listen to that, man,
1:13.7	because now I got two teenagers in the,
1:15.9	in the house right now.
1:19.3	What made the weekend very, very emotional for my daughter's 13th birthday,
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