Suboptimus Prime (with Langston and David)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Is Optimus Prime a c**n who betrayed his fellow cars? David wonders how long it is too long to keep your eyes closed in the barber's chair. Langston has one of the most unhinged conspiracy theories yet submitted to the podcast: Did Optimus Prime betray the Autobots by supporting the human race? Y'all see how we treat cars? Disgusting! Plus, the guys answer two voicemails. The first caller states that robot slang anthropomorphizes robots, and the second thinks Diddy purposely cast Anthony Mackie as Tupac in Notorious, the caller's only connection to the legendary rapper.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:04.6 | Malcolm Gladwell here. |
| 0:05.9 | This season on Revisionous History, we're going back to the spring of 1988 to a town in northwest Alabama, |
| 0:11.8 | where a man committed a crime that would spiral out of control. |
| 0:15.6 | And he said, I've been in prison 24, 25 years. |
| 0:18.3 | That's probably not long enough. |
| 0:20.3 | I didn't kill them. |
| 0:22.1 | From Revisionist History, this is The Alabama Murders. |
| 0:26.4 | Listen to Revisionous History, The Alabama Murders on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, |
| 0:32.0 | or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:34.5 | When news broke earlier this year that baby KJ, a newborn in Philadelphia, had successfully |
| 0:38.9 | received the world's first personalized gene editing treatment, it represented a milestone |
| 0:42.9 | for both researchers and patients. But there's a gripping tale of discovery behind this |
| 0:47.3 | accomplishment and its creators. I'm Evan Ratliff, and together with biographer Walter Isaacson, |
| 0:52.3 | we're delving into the story of Nobel Prize winner Jennifer Dowdna, the woman who's helped change the trajectory of humanity. |
| 0:58.5 | Listen to Aunt CRISPR, the story of Jennifer Dowdna with Walter Isaacson on the IHeart |
| 1:02.1 | Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 1:08.3 | No, it really is hard to get to that third act and to wrap that story up. |
| 1:13.1 | And we saw that early in Arkelley's interpretation of Trapped in the Clause. |
| 1:20.1 | Interpretation. |
| 1:20.9 | I say that as if Homer had his version of it. |
| 1:26.1 | Yeah, no, a lot of people don't know. |
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