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Three Bean Salad

Submarines

Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Submarines is this week's topic, and inevitably the beans end up talking about flightless birds. And flightful birds. And flaming pedalos shaped like birds. And macadamia nuts.

Transcript

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0:00.7

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0:55.7

We've got a new way to start on the show. Quite bold, isn't it? You've called me,

0:59.5

I've got to meet you. I'm meeting an almond. Almond or almond? I say almond, which apparently

1:07.2

is wrong. I used to say almond and I got a lot of hate for it. He had to voice over on behalf of

1:14.0

all almonds, like the British almonds council. I think it was California almonds. The first

1:19.1

hour of the session was spent discussing how to say the word almonds or almonds. Almond.

1:23.8

I tell you what almonds is the word I trip up on and it means the way I deal with it is I slow

1:28.9

down a lot when I say it. So I'll be like, yeah, so anyway, so yeah, it was great. I'll be like,

1:34.8

I'm trying to think it was a great almond. I should say mate, yeah, that was great.

1:42.0

Really enjoyed that almond. It was a great nut mix. There was peanuts, there was Brazil nuts,

1:49.5

there was almonds, there was cashews. I'll really slow down on that word. What about cashews?

1:57.0

Oh no, cashews. Cashews, surely. No. Walnut. Well, not.

2:07.3

Macadam IA. Macadam IA, that was the sexy rebranding of Macadamia. They tried to do

2:16.6

a few years ago, didn't they? No one's eating macadamia, guys. It's just not one of the main

2:21.5

nuts. People talk about Brazil. Macadamia. Macadamia. That song was part of trying to relaunch it.

2:30.3

No one will take macadamia seriously. No one, guys, people's macadamia awareness is so low.

2:35.2

What does macadamia really fundamentally look like? No fucking idea. What can I show you? The

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