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The Jason Manford Show
Absolute Radio
4.8 • 947 Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2018
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement. |
| 0:07.0 | Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever. |
| 0:14.0 | Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin |
| 0:18.0 | as he softly whispered. |
| 0:20.0 | What would you prefer love? |
| 0:22.0 | Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals? |
| 0:26.0 | The Bird's Ice Steam Fresh Range. |
| 0:28.0 | Goodness, that's steamy. |
| 0:32.0 | This is a a jason manford. |
| 0:35.0 | This is absolute radio. |
| 0:40.0 | Where real music matters. |
| 0:41.0 | Good morning, it's a jason Manford's show on absolute radio. |
| 0:44.4 | Hope you well this Sunday morning. Jeff Norkot is my guest this morning. |
| 0:48.7 | Morning Jeff. Hey mate. How's it going? |
| 0:50.8 | Yeah, it's all right. We're just saying our faces are just waking up. |
| 0:53.4 | Oh, mate. We're at that age where it takes a good hour and a quarter. |
| 0:55.8 | I know they're like, oh, can we take a photo for social media? I'm like, now, |
| 0:59.6 | We were both trying to use those female selfie techniques, weren't we angling the face |
| 1:03.4 | yeah getting the getting it right tongue into the roof of the mouth something like that |
| 1:07.0 | sucking in the cheeks yeah it's gonna look weird in it sometimes I feel like I can't get the |
| 1:11.8 | angle high enough for my chins I feel like I can't get the angle high enough for my chins. I'm like |
| 1:14.7 | Staying on a ladder mate. Yeah, can you use Google Earth? That's the only way it's gonna do. I realize that my face is getting |
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