Stuttering John Takes on Washington

The Blind Mike Project

Blind Mike

Comedy

4.8 • 780 Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 160 minutes

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0:00 David Collins returns!

34:44 Soder on Rogan

45:40 Nick Swardson taken off stage.

1:00:00 Bobby Lee Santino

1:11:01 Stuttering John Turns Down Big Show.

2:04:44 GD Fenderson has lost it.

2:30:00 Hackride Studios Joins the program.

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0:00.0	Gearheads.
0:05.4	It has been a long time and the Army Major misses you all.
0:13.0	But I'm over here trying to save the country.
0:16.9	But I was asked by the demon to take a break from curb-stopping GOP baby nerds around the parking lot and introduce the show.
0:28.1	Once we are past this whole world ending election stuff, I sure hope you guys will have me on the show again to talk about my various stories of mischief
0:40.3	and silliness in the West Virginia hollah.
0:43.3	But enough about me,
0:46.3	it's that time gear heads.
0:49.3	Put away the children and sharp objects
0:52.3	because the men are here.
0:55.4	Ladies and gentlemen, your host, a man who overcame Lauren Compton's breasts
1:02.0	the way Beethoven overcame deafness.
1:06.9	The man, the myth, the 2024 Democratic voter.
1:12.3	Fly!
1:14.1	Yeah.
1:21.6	I'm not trying my new friend Lauren Compton being spoken about that way.
1:24.8	Also, I'm not sure I understand it, really.
1:26.8	You survived her boobs, dude.
1:27.7	They could have killed you.
1:28.9	I guess.
1:30.7	I don't know what that means, really.
1:32.8	But good to hear from the Army Major.
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