Let's get to it.

Brace yourselves and brace yourself Kirstama because Downing Street expected later to publish a thousand documents,

which will include bombshell text and emails from Peter Mandelson and ministers. Last night, actually, the Met Police asked the Cabinet office not to make some documents

public.

Hmm, interesting.

The Times reports that Mandelson even contacted lots of Labour new MPs and said, oh, come for dinner,

networking even to the last minute.

He, of course, continues to deny any rondeing, but it will be another

embarrassing day for Kyr Starma. But don't worry, because Andy, I already believe I am the

Prime Minister Burnham, is flitting around the north, running in the Great Manchester Run and telling

the world that he has the answers to every problem, which is to shift this country still further

to the left, borrow more money and screw us even more financially.

And while I was away, the most extraordinary story.

I cannot...

The sturgeon stuff, right?

The husband, the embezzlement.

The great story this morning in The Sun,

he nicked 108...

No, he not nicked.

He bought 108 loo rolls just on the company, on SMP, just 48 hours before she urged the public to not panic by it, the start of the lockdown. I mean, this guy's a serial shopaholic. I mean, would you not notice? I mean, if you go back to your little terrorist, it was an okay hooking house, wasn't it? Go back to your house, and suddenly there's a two and a half thousand pounds salt and pepper pot you wouldn't notice, Nicola, what you're talking about? And here's the best bit for me about Sturgeon, or Jimmy Cranky, as I call her. She spent years wanting to leave this country because she hates England, slagging off Boris Johnson and any government. she's now moved to London because everybody in Scotland doesn't like her. So much for Scottish independence, eh? You two-faced old

and no-mone. 03-4-499-1000. The Conservatives planning to introduce ration cards for

criminal benefit claimants to prevent them spending money on alcohol and gambling. I've talked about

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