Sturdy Turdy and Crabby Jackie: Friday, July 21st, 2023

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Ariana Grande Is Dating Her 'Wicked' Costar Ethan Slater After Dalton Gomez Split (PEOPLE)
Joe Manganiello’s intense desire to have kids led to Sofía Vergara divorce (Page Six)
'RAQUEL' LEVISS GIVES UP DOG TO EX-FIANCÉ JAMES ... (TMZ)
Tony Bennett dead at 96 in his hometown of New York: ‘Good Italian stock’ (NY Post)
On the edge of Skid Row, someone just won $1-billion Powerball jackpot (LA Times)

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:04.3	Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday.
0:08.6	Skibit du da da da da da da.
0:12.1	Skat skat.
0:14.2	Why don't you give us a Luke Holmes version of Friday.
0:16.7	Since we all know that Twitter headed this weekend and we can just rip the band-aid
0:21.4	off.
0:23.4	Okay.
0:24.4	I'm sorry.
0:25.4	Honestly, that's like hard.
0:29.7	Yeah, it's Friday.
0:31.6	Oh, yeah.
0:32.4	Drinking beer bitch and getting that truck.
0:35.9	Okay.
0:37.0	Luke Holmes would never call a woman a bitch like, you know, our respectful king.
0:40.6	Yeah, he would never.
0:42.6	But it's Luke Holmes weekend for you.
0:44.5	I'm excited for you.
0:45.3	Living by cariously through you.
0:47.0	Jealous of you.
0:47.8	Feeling all the feelings for you.
0:50.0	I'm so sorry that you are not able to join us.
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