Stupid Dwarf Names
Back to the Barre
Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
"We're getting into the end of Christi Lukasiak days on Dance Moms, and I'm feeling a type of way about it." reflects Christi as each week it becomes clearer and clearer the series of events that finally broke the camel's back. And on the first half of "Another One Bites the Dust" Abby is just adding fuel to that fire as she takes aim at Chloe's injury. Of course at this time Christi says they didn't even know what was wrong with Chloe's eye, so instead she offered-up the excuse of a foot injury so Chloe could make her hospital appointments. Abby of course is mad, go figure! If it wasn't bad enough that Abby would eventually make fun of Chloe's eye anyways, Chloe is close to actually injuring her foot as well! It's going to be a rough last couple of weeks for the Lukasiaks that's for certain.
But if that wasn't bad enough, Abby decides the girls should get a lighter week before Nationals and assigns a Seven Dwarves themed group number. Aside from the fact they'll only have two days to rehearse the number, every girls is also given a cringe inducing character and outfit that's sure to help! However the bigger question on everyone's mind is who is going to make the cut for nationals? As if to stir the pot further Abby brings in Select Team alternate Kaleigh to join the group routine, leading Sarah R's mom Tracey to question if they're being edged out.
Quotes
- “You showed your nipples on social media for your daughter! Just so she didn't! I went to jail for you AND I showed my nipples. Oh my god this is a nipple heavy episode." (08:24-08:40 | Christi & Kelly)
- “I need you to go back to just being Kelly in the dumpster. Wouldn't that be nice? I want to go back to that to." (17:50-17:56 | Christi & Kelly)
- “I need somebody with a degree to tell us what all of our mental health issues are." (22:16-22:24 | Christi)
- “I would say I'd be 'Honest'. Ok, that's not a dwarf name! You have to have a stupid name to be a dwarf." (41:46-41:52 | Christi & Kelly)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance. |
| 0:03.3 | Baby, I just wanna dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. |
| 0:07.4 | Can you feel it? |
| 0:08.7 | Can you take it? |
| 0:10.1 | Can you come and brace it? |
| 0:12.0 | All of this electricity. |
| 0:14.7 | Do it right now, |
| 0:16.0 | right now. |
| 0:17.0 | Turn the volume up, |
| 0:18.5 | like me your electricity. Hello, bitch outs. Welcome back to the bar. It's bitch number one, Christy. I'm bitch number two, Kelly. Kelly, you're not in the library this week. I am not. I am in the car. Yeah. I'm on my way home from Florida. I came home to Florida. Yeah, I came home to Florida. Because you said I'm on my way home from Florida. I came home to Florida. Yeah, I came to Florida. Because you said I'm on my way home from Florida, but I came home. So it's all very confusing. Morgan's making a cameo. Morgan is sitting on my lap because I am in the car. Bitch number three. Yes. She's definitely a bitch. She's, but she's a cute bitch because she's like a dog bitch. |
| 0:55.5 | But she's the sweetest girl. |
| 0:57.7 | She is. |
| 0:58.7 | Morgan, please. |
| 1:00.1 | I am dead. |
| 1:01.2 | Morgan wants to go to bingo. |
| 1:02.5 | Did she go to bingo in Florida? |
| 1:04.3 | No. |
| 1:05.4 | You know what? |
| 1:05.8 | I didn't do anything. |
| 1:07.4 | I didn't really go out in Florida. |
| 1:09.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.1 | Well, you're not allowed. Exactly. I'm just |
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