All right. Easter egg hunt, story number two. A vial of suspective radioactive poison,

the same substance that Russia has used to assassinate its critics, was discovered in

place of chocolate during an Easter egg hunt in southwest Germany. Jesus, man. Damn. The small

plastic model labeled Polonium 21010 was found in the garden of a home near Stuttgart

on Easter Sunday.

Two men discover the vial and alert emergency services prompting how many emergency personnel

to show up.

I don't even know if I would have called emergency services because up until I heard the story,

I would not know what Polonium 210 is.

41 emergency service vehicles.

Damn.

We're dispatched to the scene.

140 emergency personnel dispatched to the scene. I would not even want to be close to that.

No. The chief said the both men were unharmed. It has not yet been confirmed whether the 50

milliliter vial actually contained polonium 210, which is highly radioactive and a rare isotope

that is deadly if ingested or inhaled and notoriously difficult to detect.

The substance is believed to have killed Kremlin critic Alexander Lindemvinko and Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat.

I know I did not get that right.

We are assuming that this is indeed the substance in question, noting that the

name was not just scribbled on by hand, but was clearly and officially labeled, government-wise.

The vial weighed an estimated 200 grams, which would be consistent with a heavy substance,

like polonium. However, initial on-site test for radioactivity came back negative, according to the authorities, who collected the vial for further analysis.

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