Stuffed Stockings, Waiting Tables, Shiny Wrestlers

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Are your Xmas stockings filled with nail clippers and lottery tickets or unshelled walnuts and oranges? Apparently these are the only options unless you're in Canada—where RJ City may or may not live—where stockings are filled with feet because it snows. Also, do you think cavemen got manicures? Robin Shorr, fresh from nearly joining a cult, regales us with a story of choosing the wrong sketch to share with a writer's room and Daniel and I are worried our son has chosen darkness. Plus tales of waiting tables, working an omelette bar, one way flirting, breaking up fights, communication conspiracy theories and I ask the question on everyone's mind: why are wrestlers so shiny?

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0:00.0	And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen, his
0:06.9	new best friend, Joe. Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest. He's a wrestler and
0:11.0	actor who's been called yet another board Canadian who got into wrestling to
0:14.6	slice up his life. It's RJ City. And she's a writer and comedian who has never
0:20.1	bang her stepbrother and absolutely does not kiss her father on the lips.
0:24.2	It's Robin Shore.
0:26.3	He owns own maybe here in body, but his mind is in the flow zone. I'm a husband
0:30.8	Daniel, saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Allison
0:35.1	Rosen.
0:59.7	Hello, my little hostess Snowballs. Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen.
1:03.8	This is your best friend that particular squishy carbohydrate was sent in on
1:07.0	patreon.
1:07.7	Patreon by Brian J and yes, I am on patreon and everyone on this episode has been a
1:14.4	guest on a special patreon bonus episode of the friend zone. That is just one
1:20.6	of the many rewards, which you can help yourself to if you become one of my
1:24.8	patreon subscribers, there's bonus episodes of the friend zone. There's a
1:28.2	lover where you can text me and I'll text you back. You can see videos of the
1:32.7	Thursday show. In fact, right now I am talking and four people are just sitting
1:37.3	there listening to me talk what is going on on their faces. You might be
1:41.8	wondering all sorts of gesticulating right now except for Tony who just loves
1:47.0	board, but I'm used to board.
1:52.8	You can see that and it's about to get really good to you guys. And then you know
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