Stuff Island #87: We Got a Tomato Guy ft. Sean Patton

Stuff Island

Chris OConnor & Tommy Pope

True Crime, Comedy

4.8 • 941 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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- Comedians Chris O'Connor and Tommy Pope are making all kinds of Stuff on the patch. Each week they'll talk about anything & everything under the sun. Twice a month Tommy cooks a delicious dish & twice a month they live stream VR Golf and Onward with fans. It's a goddamn blast, folks - SUB TO PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/StuffIsland - SUB ON ITUNES: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/stuff-island/id1448662475 - SUB ON SPOTIFY: https://open.spotify.com/show/3QvnmWtMlJ0ZC9uUu1Vvdk - Follow Chris on IG: https://www.instagram.com/achrisoconnor/?hl=en - Follow Tommy on IG: https://www.instagram.com/tommyjpope/?hl=en - Follow Sean on IG: https://www.instagram.com/mrseanpatton/?hl=en Support the show & got to factormeals.com/stuffisland50 and enter promo code: STUFFISLAND50 for 50% off your first box Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh yeah, so Timmy, that's my tomato guy. You got a tomato guy? Yeah. You ain't
0:08.2	a real Italian unless you got a tomato guy. It's true. He just stopped my Home Depot and how much you rack up?
0:15.0	I figured you get above 50. Tomato cages. Little fertilizer.
0:21.0	Oh, buddy. Yeah. Tamate a cage. That's what I call married to an Italian that you don't love.
0:27.0	That's what I call a fiat.
0:37.0	Dude, what do you think of the likelihood is that we actually eat any of those tomatoes? Oh, well, last year was an abomination.
0:41.0	Dude, this guy came last year, made us a ton of fruit, didn't eat a single piece of it.
0:47.0	Well we had pickling cucumbers that would just let feed way too long and they turned like
0:51.8	fucking orange and red and I thought the mice or something
0:55.4	would eat him, but we got a backyard cat
0:58.1	so we don't have any vermin.
1:00.2	I love the idea of like, you know, it's like a murder of crows yeah like a busheli call it a
1:06.8	Fiat of Italians
1:09.7	Fiat a Wops. What are you?
1:13.0	Fucking dirty, just dirty cajun mutt, dude?
1:15.0	Yeah, you are a cajun what.
1:17.0	I ain't got no pure bloodline.
1:20.0	I don't know where those eyes came from, dude.
1:22.0	I got no loyalty to nobody. And you don't know where those eyes came from. I got no loyalty to nobody. You don't know how to do black face?
1:25.6	You don't know how your family wound up in New Orleans? I mean my mom's family is just from the beginning,
1:31.5	from dirty dirty. It just grew out, dirty, dirty beginning.
1:34.0	Dan, they're the hardcore like mud dwellers?
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