Matty Pav. Yes, it's me. Hello.

Matt Pavich.

You gotta say his full name because he's a viral boy now, dude.

The album's out. The album is ripping.

The clips are doing well.

Clips are ripping. I'm listening to the kids kids I'm doing the reels yeah the real

I'm making sure it's under a minute yeah a lot of my jokes are not yeah do you cut the fat

or do you just I just cut the fat on one joke and it pained me?

Yeah, yeah.

Pained me with every being in my soul I said this isn't stand-up comedy.

Yeah. I'm not waiting the amount of time that I normally wait. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

It's for the kids. It's for the kids. They can't. They can't figure anything out. That's a Schweps by the way.

We're Schweps. Yeah way we're she was yeah

we're swept's household I try to really I like a Canada dry can't

this is sell sir this is not jinger I'm a haul's guy a haul it's a New York

seltzer hello sir sir. How are you?

This is Burke. That's Burke. That's Burke's timing. We hired him

10 hours ago. I think it just shows up the first minute. So Laquois is what I looked for. I look for like a variety but that's

for Tiktocers. This is where Shweptshouse. This is old school established. Yeah.

1783 baby. They've been doing it for a long time. Exactly.

That's for so this hairy drunks to get up hung over,

roll out of their fucking air mattress

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