Can being on the horn make you horny?

Literally horny.

A headline in the Washington Post scared

to crap out of us this week.

Quote,

Horns are growing on young people's skulls

because phone and phone use is the blame.

Research suggests.

Newsweek called them spikes.

Spikes growing from our skulls

caused by the forward tilt of the head

when we look at our phones.

It shifts the weight in your muscles

and your spine and your skull

and it causes a spiky bone spur.

Just a bone spur.

Not really spikes or horns.

Those headlines were kind of misleading.

I was picturing horns.

Wouldn't you like devil horns maybe?

Or...

Or ram horns?

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